petition for little mix to make a continuation video of dna with them being caught and being put into a madhouse and then using that video as the music video for madhouse.
How to break up with someone:
Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now
accidentally swapped phones with someone at a party and don’t realize until their mom calls in the morning and you spend like three hours talking to this hilarious woman about life and when you go to her house to return her kid’s phone wow the kid is the really good kisser from the party last night au
everything i do is wrong so whats the point in even trying
i’ve never wanted to die more than i do right now
the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876
a good post AND i learned something. thanks tumbrl
This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled.